Bike number 1 gets sold from under my nose.
Bike number 2 is a rust bucket after driving 65 miles to see it.
Bike number 3 is sold when we ring the guy.
Bike number 4 (we try a Bandit this time) is sold also.
Bike number 5 I ring the garage on Monday and had arranged to drive around 40 miles to go see a Strom in Salisbury tonight, but woe is me… it’s been sold in-between.

If I’m not jinxed then what is the problem? How hard can it be to give people my money?

/cry :(